Confiscate their mobility scooters
Nowhere in the common agricultural policy book of rules does it say that supermarkets will be able to sell milk at less than the cost of production.
RSPB deer colony damages crops
Many readers will have met George Applegate, the world famous dowser who died in April aged 94 and had been active until near the end of his life.
Import substitution is key
NFU vice president Minette Batters says the British fruit sector needs to grow its home market and look at import substitution.